doggo

Single women with dogs

Joseph Blackman

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Don’t do it. I LOVE doggos. I will stop mid-conversation to point out a dog. Doggies make me smile, everytime. Dogs for president.

When you meet a woman, she already has her list of priorities: Family, friends, workouts, work, random stuff. And when you add a dog to the picture, she puts it ahead of you also. The thing about dogs is, they are all-time liabilities. They have to be walked, fed, played with, etc. And if they get sick get ready to shovel a ton of money their way or weird a medicine regimen.

No man wants to be second to anyone when he is pursuing a woman. Especially to a furry friend.

Try to do a weekend trip and see what she says about leaving the dog. Now you can’t go to vegas without arranging doggo day care. When you two get home from a hot date and you are in the mood and ready to go in for the kill, guess who needs to be walked and allowed to poop and pee on the neighbors bushes. You are in the mood and she has to go outside for 8 minutes to let the doggie dookie. She picks it up in a bag with her hand which is so sexy to you. How many times do you have to go on walks with her and the dog. Initially you probably go on the nightly walks with her and the dog because you are being a true gentleman. But after 11 walks, you just want to sit on the couch but in the back of your head you feel like she is judging you for having her go out in the dark alone with the dog. Now it gets weird when she comes back in with her dog and you are sitting on the couch. It’s not your dog but she wants you to take ownership.

Women (and men) get dogs because they are lonely. Period. They want something around the house they can “tend” to. Most women get dogs after breakups or when they realize how hard it is for them to get a man and they give up and get a pet. Women know that the dog will never leave them or be dishonest to them. I think its selfish to have a dog that you only get to play with from 6–10pm and the rest of the day he is in a cage or at the dog daycare. Yes you get the fulfillment of having a dog and walking around the lake on a nice Saturday but the dog days of the week are lonely and uneventful for the pup.

I never liked going over a persons house where dog hair is all on the couch or in their car. People let their dogs sleep in the bed with them. Let me know how it goes trying to be romantic with a dog sleeping in between you two.

The logistics always turned me off. Sometimes dating a woman with a child is better than a woman with the dog. We all love dogs but sometimes they get in the way. I would like to have a couple kids first so they can take the responsibility off of our hands before me and my wife get a dog. We need to focus on us first and not have a furry friend in the way.

Let’s get 1% better everyday

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